A Classic Tale

Little Red Riding Hood in a chair
went into the forest without a care
when who did she see but Goldibear
with her coveralls and golden hair.

And Grandma was there too,
in her pink bonnet, thinking of stew!
Grandma, her cane she bore,
stalking game she meant to score.

Grandma's stomach did growl
for there was no meat nor any fowl.
Sly Grandma, had a plan, she did,
Into the pot and down with the lid!

What a fright for Little Red Riding Hood
who knew Goldibear was gentle and good
and so schemed and hatched a plan
to fool Grandma with a can of spam.

"Grandma, let me take this pig home to simmer.
Come tomorrow and we'll have a fine dinner!"
Little Red Riding Hood made a fine feast
and Grandma suspected not in the least.

Meanwhile, Goldibear played in the wood
glad her friend was gentle and good!
To this day Grandma says that was the best pig ever
And Little Red Riding Hood smiles, thinking how clever!